(Source: homelshire)

Police: where do you live?
Me: with my parents
Police: where do your parents live?
Me: with me
Police: where do you all live?
Me: together
Police: where is your house?
Me: next to my neighbors house
Police: where do your neighbors live?
Me: if i tell you, you wont believe me
Police: tell me
Me: next to my house

(Source: wejumptogether)

memecollection:

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The People That Born Between 1994 And 1999 Are Awesome Because…

breakingtablesinnandos:

maryyulz:

We already lived in two different millenniums

We already lived in two different ages

We already lived in 3 different decades

We already passed through: 1/1/1, 2/2/2, 3/3/3, 4/4/4, 5/5/5, 6/6/6, 7/7/7, 8/8/8, 9/9/9, 10/10/10, 11/11/11

And we are gonna pass through: 12/12/12

We are gonna watch the End of the World

And all that before turning 18!

best post ever

(Source: )

collegehumor:

Webcam Surprise

TSFW - Too safe for work

(Source: lerrmans)

hersexycandypanda:

xangelrawrx:

Me everyday after school. 

after football practice oh greatest feeling:)

(Source: m-i-s-m-a-g-i-u-s)

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Teacher: You failed a test.
Me: You failed to educate me.

that-magic-feeling:

neilandteacup:

Instant and forever reblog.

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Happy birthday Uncle Simon!!!!!!

tornwithporn:

hotpaynecakes:

threesomewithzaynandlouis:

How

Can you not

Love him??

he’s ma pimp

WASSS GOOD UNCLE SIMON!?

(Source: slutzouis)

attractive boy: hi i'm famous
attractive boy: hi i'm gay
attractive boy: hi i'm a douchebag
attractive boy: hi i'm twice your age
attractive boy: hi i have a girlfriend
attractive boy: hi i don't like you back
attractive boy: hi i live on the other side of the planet
attractive boy: hi i don't know that you exist
attractive boy: hi i'm a fictional character
attractive boy: hi i'm married and i have kids
attractive boy: hi i'm a +100,000 year old angel
attractive boy: hi i'm a 1200 year old timelord

probie-had-me-at-hello:

 

LEGIT THE BEST POST I HAVE EVER SEEN

This will never get old