i used to be a really smart kid who was “going places” but now i just cry a lot and eat all the food in the fridge
our friend noah
almost got mugged today
they were like “give us your money”
and he literally was like “no thanks?” and WALKED AWAY
and it worked
WHAT THE FUCK????
me and my friend were walking down the street and she had her phone in her back pocket and she felt someone take it and she immediately turned around, grabbed his arm, and said “phone.” and he just gave it back
WEAK-ASS MUGGERS GOD PULL YOURSELVES TOGETHER
shELDON YOU ABSOLUTE SWEETHEART
Take a minute to just breathe and watch this cute little hedgie.