A 7 year old boy in Virginia was suspended from school after he pointed his pencil at a fellow student and said, “bang!” Even worse, he pointed at another student and said, “would not bang.”
(Source: sethmeyers)
whatsortofamandoesntcarryatrowel:
Rory has obviously never been on tumblr…
let’s hope he never does
“ASDASFHDASJFDAHG I SHIP IT SO HARD I’M SO DONE”
“Doctor, what are you doing?”
“I speak fangirl.”
“Fan-what?”
“Rory, this may be a shock to you, on your earth internet there are these people that like things… a lot… quite… quite a lot.”
“When you say a lot…”
“Write stories about it, draw pictures, very… interesting pictures.”
“Right, and you’re scrolling through this website because?”
“It has a Melody Malone Blog, a blog dedicated to Melody Malone! Isn’t it wonderful!”
“Doctor, don’t you think that’s a bit o-“
“DO NOT INTERRUPT MY FEELS RORY.”
How Animals Eat Their Food
this is my fav thing omg.
BEST THING EVER!
(Source: unabating)
