Introducing. The Fabulous. Pronto Condom.
what a time to be alive
I would marry this man
guys we broke another post because this one’s not showing any notes
god damn shit not again
BUT THIS GUY IS THE CUTEST
don’t be friends with seniors because they will graduate and leave you and it’ll suck
DON’T BE FRIENDS WITH UNDERCLASSMEN BECAUSE YOU WILL HAVE TO LEAVE THEM AND IT WILL SUCK
don’t be friends with seniors if you’re a senior because they’ll go to a different college than you and it will suck
dont make friends
glad we sorted that out guys
dont do anything at all because there is always a possibility of failing.
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DOCTOR WHO AU/DOCTOR WHO AS A ROMCOM TRAILER
└ Rose Tyler and River Song hang out.
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Slytherin will help you on your way to greatness.
Just taking attendance!
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HISS HISS MOTHERFUCKER
your mama is so fat that - wait she’s not really fat actually she’s kinda hot… hey tell your mom i said hi
i know what i’m doing on the next party night
pros of dating me:
-you can literally kiss me whenever you want there will never be a time im not down for that
cons of dating me:
-i have no idea how to kiss so it’s probably gonna be really lame for you im sorry
IT DOES NOT MATTER HOW LONG IT TAKES YOU TO READ A BOOK
AS LONG AS YOU ARE READING IT DOES NOT AND SHOULD NOT MATTER WHERE OR WHEN OR HOW LONG YOU TAKE TO READ IT
STOP SHAMING SLOW READERS
^ THIS COMMENT IS SO VERY ACCURATE
I’ve been reading Lord Of The Rings since before christmas and people are like ‘wow ur slow’ BITCH I HAVE LEARNING DIFFICULTIES YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW HARD THIS IS OK
It does not matter how slow you go so long as you do not stop.
-Wisdom of Confucius
I don’t think it’s even meant to be shaming. Like, I literally cannot even fathom taking that long to read a book. Just like people who are slower readers don’t understand how I can crank out a 300 page book in less than a day. It’s just that you can’t understand other methods of doing things because you don’t do that.